Adding Shareholder Value
$15.00
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$15.00
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For the person who says "synergy" unironically.
This mug doesn't just hold coffee — it holds quarterly optimism. Whether you're circling back on a follow-up, leveraging cross-functional bandwidth, or just staring into the middle distance during a status update, "Adding Shareholder Value" says what your LinkedIn headline won't: you showed up, you drank the coffee, and technically that's a KPI.
Perfect for the desk of anyone who has ever said "let's take this offline" and meant it as a threat.
• Ceramic
• 11 oz mug dimensions: 3.8″ (9.6 cm) in height, 3.2″ (8.2 cm) in diameter
• 15 oz mug dimensions: 4.7″ (11.9 cm) in height, 3.3″ (8.5 cm) in diameter
• 20 oz mug dimensions: 4.3″ (10.9 cm) in height, 3.7″ (9.3 cm) in diameter
• Dishwasher and microwave safe
• Blank product sourced from China
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Adding Shareholder Value
$15.00
Sale price
$15.00
Regular price
This mug doesn't just hold coffee — it holds quarterly optimism. Whether you're circling back on a follow-up, leveraging cross-functional bandwidth, or just staring into the middle distance during a status update, "Adding Shareholder Value" says what your LinkedIn headline won't: you showed up, you drank the coffee, and technically that's a KPI.
Perfect for the desk of anyone who has ever said "let's take this offline" and meant it as a threat.
• Ceramic
• 11 oz mug dimensions: 3.8″ (9.6 cm) in height, 3.2″ (8.2 cm) in diameter
• 15 oz mug dimensions: 4.7″ (11.9 cm) in height, 3.3″ (8.5 cm) in diameter
• 20 oz mug dimensions: 4.3″ (10.9 cm) in height, 3.7″ (9.3 cm) in diameter
• Dishwasher and microwave safe
• Blank product sourced from China
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!